We Want to Sell the First Million-Dollar Post!

We Want to Sell the First Million-Dollar Post! (And We Want It to Be YOU) Alright, listen up. We’re on a mission. A ridiculous, ambitious, probably-shouldn’t-be-possible mission: We want to sell the first-ever million-dollar piece of content. Not a movie, not a song, not an NFT of a rock—just a single, glorious post.

Wait… People Will Pay $1M for a Post? Why not?! People have paid millions for: ✔ A grilled cheese with Jesus’ face on it. ✔ A banana duct-taped to a wall. ✔ A virtual Gucci bag in the metaverse (that you can’t even wear IRL). So why not a post? Maybe a meme so powerful it changes the course of internet history. A joke so funny it breaks the space-time continuum. A video so mind-blowing it makes billionaires rethink their life choices.

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